Never Trim A Tree While Intoxicated

You might just end up upside-down and naked. (Photo by VIKTOR DRACHEV/AFP/Getty Images)

You might just end up upside-down and naked. (Photo by VIKTOR DRACHEV/AFP/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

A Swedish school is now requiring students to play the popular computer game Minecraft to encourage creative thinking. Mrs. Ekman, a teacher, said the game teaches students many practical skills like…city planning, environmental issues, getting things done, and even how to plan for the future.” Look, I was forced to play Oregon Trail everyday in elementary school and look where that got me in life. Whomp, whomp. Sad face. Tear.

A Washington state woman said a repairman examining her furnace has discovered that someone had been living in the crawlspace beneath her home. The repairman told 73-year-old Velma Kellen, “well, I’ve got good news and bad news, I’ve got your ducts fixed, but somebody’s been living under your house.” And sure enough…they found several empty beer cans and liquor bottles under the house. Kellen said that she suspects that it might be the source of the marijuana she was smelling in her house. Kellen said she’s always been a big Randy Quaid fan and Christmas Vacation is still a great movie.

A California tree trimmer was found hanging half-naked and drunk from a eucalyptus tree this week. At least 27 firefighters were called to the scene to rescue the man, who had no shirt on and his pants were around his ankles. He also had a half-empty tequila bottle strapped to his belt. Authorities said the tipsy tree trimmer had lost his footing and was left hanging by a single strap around his arms and across his chest. It took almost two hours to untangle the man and lower him to safety. Coincidentally, same thing happened to me at the Home Depot garden center last week.

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