Gross!!! (Photo illustration by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

Gross!!! (Photo illustration by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

A collection of stupid people and their stupid stories or as we like to call it…They Walk Among Us!

So I’ve got the latest in fetishes for you this morning. Eyeball licking is apparently all the rage in Japan right now. Now I know licking eyeballs sounds pretty hot, but it’s actually dangerous. There’s been an outbreak of pinkeye. Hey David? Can I lick your eyeballs?

Debbie Hulleman has a dog that likes to eat stuff, like shampoo bottles, pens, toothpaste. Pepper got into one of Debbie’s friends purses and chowed down on 800 bucks in cash. Debbie had to wait till the cash passed through. She recovered 647 dollars worth. Cleaned the money and turned it into the bank for new bills. Can imagine THAT transaction, “yes, I need new money, you don’t want to know why”.

A farmer who claimed he had electrocuted an extraterrestrial and put it in his freezer for safe-keeping is now in the cooler himself. The farmer, whose name is only being given as “Mr. Li,” posted photos online of the alleged alien discovery, but was quickly arrested by police for “fabrications” that “disturbed the public order.”

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