What If Coffee Commercials Were Honest?

Every morning, millions of people wake up to the smell of coffee. It’s that special moment before work where you indulge in that little bit of caffeine heaven. It’s impossible to function without our daily jolt.

Or that’s what coffee companies want you to think! So, what if coffee commercials were honest? What if you knew more about that delicious black liquid you’re drinking?

For starters, it’s addictive! It’s a brain altering substance that comes from a shrub. Essentially, we’re all just a bunch of junkies keeping the coffee man rolling in cash!

Anyone else jonesing for another cup of coffee thisĀ  morning?


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