Here are my five cheap fixes for the top five Christmas toys this year.
If your kids want to talk to eggs, pick them up a dozen at the supermarket for less than a dollar. They can talk to 12 of them.
Pie Face Showdown $24.99:
If your kids want to hit themselves in the face with pies, but them real pie fro less than $5.
Disney Princess Carriage $398
$398?? You can get a 1963 Dodge Dart for less than that. Plus you’ll have more legroom.
Speak Out Game $19.99
If your kids want to try to speak while their mouths are held open, a roll of duct tape is less than $2. Plus you can use it to keep the bumper on your 1963 Dodge Dart.
Wowee CHiP Robot $199.99
Just like a real dog. THEN ADOPT A REAL DOG!!!