In general you should never trust a trailer. Especially a teaser trailer. By the way, it’s so dumber that we have teasers for trailers. Whatevs.
The first teaser trailer for Venom dropped on Thursday. And much to our surprise, it’s boring! The first minute is just a disheveled Mad Max talking and talking and talking.
Sadly, none of us made it through the first minute. Hopefully, there’s a little more action in the last half of the trailer.