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3 Christmas Songs Guaranteed To Clear The Room

November 13, 2014 7:50 AM

Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

There comes that time in any holiday gathering when people need to go home. If you’re reluctant to say, “Hey, all the wine is gone. Go home,” just play one of these Christmas chestnuts and watch them scatter.

Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band-Christmas at K-Mart

His real name was Foster McKenzie III. A Harvard grad who loved the blues and the bizarre. I got your Blue Light Special right here.

 

Tiny Tim-Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindoor

His one hit was “Tiptoe thru the Tulips,” but he was rockin’ the ukulele before Eddie Vedder’s parents’ met. This is pretty awful.

 

Frankie Sidebottom-Christmas Is Really Fantastic

Frank E. Lee introduced me to the late great oddity, Frankie Sidebottom. I’ll never forgive him.

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