Treadmill Tries To Kill A Woman, Not Once But Twice

January 18, 2019

(Photo by Matthew Berry/Eagle-Gazette)

If at first you don't succeed... NO! Don't try it again!

We hate to say it, but there are some things you shouldn't try more than once. For instance, if a treadmill launches you across the gym, do NOT get back on it for round 2!!!!!!!!!!!

Just try it again, you can do this.

Someone call a priest! That treadmill is possessed.