Florida: The Second Chance State

KFC

KFC Employee Allegedly Hits Customer In Face With Chicken & Biscuits in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 71"

I love KFC, but prefer not being hit in the face with it... lol! The Smoking Gun reports while at a KFC drive-thru in Jacksonville, FL, Ronald Jenkins noticed employee Shade Simmons was not wearing a hairnet or gloves when preparing his order and became "verbally upset." Jenkins and Simmons...
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St. Petersburg, Florida on map

Man Hides Syringes Where The Sun Doesn't Shine in "Florida: The Second Chance State" - Take 71

Pinellas County (part of the Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater FL. area) police recently arrested 40-year-old Wesley Scott on an outstanding warrant for drug possession and during a field search, Scott told officers he wasn't concealing any drugs or drug paraphernalia.
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McDonald's

Man Tries To Pay For McDonald's Order With Marijuana in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 70"

Twenty-three-year-old Matthew Gallagher recently visited a Port St. Lucie (near Tampa) McDonald's drive-thru at around 1:30 a.m., and seemingly forgot he'd need money to pay for his order.
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Dollar General Store

Woman Fires Off Flatulence and Pulls Knife in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 70"

According to The Smoking Gun , 37-year-old Shanetta Wilson was standing in a check-out line at a Dollar General Store in Dania Beach FL. (near Ft. Lauderdale), and suddenly smashed-the-breeze, ripped-one, or just plain... farted.... out LOUD! A man standing directly behind Wilson was so disgusted...
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Woman Allegedly Latches Onto Unwilling Boyfriend's Personal Package

... on Thanksgiving night, Rebecca Lynn Phelps of Hudson FL. (Tampa suburb), who lives with the father of her child, decided she was ready for some hot lovely relations... but he wasn't.
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Grey Squirrel

Flight From Orlando FL To Cleveland 2 Hours Late Due To Woman With "Emotional Support" Squirrel

ABC News reports a woman who did not let Frontier Airlines know that the emotional support animal she planned to bring on a flight... was a squirrel! Frontier Airline's website notes, ""We do not accept unusual or exotic animals including but not limited to rodents, reptiles, insects, hedgehogs,...
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Sad burnt and ready colorful gingerbread cookies. Dessert, dough.

Naked Drunk and High Cookie Maker Oblivious To House Fire He Creates

Firefighters in Niceville FL (no joke), which is just north of Destin, responded to reports of smoke at a residence, and were greeted at the door by a nude guy who said...
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Jacksonville, Florida on map

Intoxicated Driver Covered In Pee and Poo Blames "Tito's Vodka" in "Florida: The Second Chance State" - Take 62

Gregory grew tired of the chase, pulled over at his home, and that's when police learned how nasty the situation actually was...
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spider monkey

Monkey Needs Spanking In 'Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 61'

Tina Ballard of Okeechobee Florida (64 miles northwest of West Palm Beach on Lake Okeechobee) was at a store with her pet spider monkey 'Spanky'
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