Florida: The Second Chance State

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Man Puts A Party (Ahem) A Bottle Of Wine In His Pants in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 77"

Martin allowed the officer to search him, and upon doing so, an unopened bottle of Barefoot Pinot Grigio was found... in Martin's pants!
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Nude Woman Rescues Dog Near Highway in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 77"

... this past Friday, a nude woman crossed 6-lanes of traffic on I-95 near Flagler Beach, around 20 miles north of Daytona, which is a feat in itself considering how busy and dangerous it is, to rescue a dog.
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Drunk Woman Crashes Car Calls Police Pigs and Worse in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 76"

Having worked in Tampa, West Palm Beach and Sarasota, I know all-too-well what authorities, landlords, retail, etc. deal with during "snow bird" season, which is when those who live there during the winter and many tourists visit, typically late fall through Mother's Day. So, this incident... is...
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Man Crashes Airport Fence To Drive Donuts in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 75"

20-year-old Zane Alexander Carlson decided he needed to add some fun to his driving this past Wednesday...
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Man Steals Laxatives Instead Of Opioids in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 74"

56-year-old Peter Hans Emery of Pinellas Park FL. (a St. Petersburg suburb) thought he had successfully gotten away with stealing what he thought were opioids, which he took from a lock box inside someone's home...
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Man Tries To Outrun Police, Heat-Sensing Cameras & Horses in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 72"

Instead of dealing with a traffic citation, Maultsby decided he wanted a much more memorable night...
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KFC Employee Allegedly Hits Customer In Face With Chicken & Biscuits in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 71"

I love KFC, but prefer not being hit in the face with it... lol! The Smoking Gun reports while at a KFC drive-thru in Jacksonville, FL, Ronald Jenkins noticed employee Shade Simmons was not wearing a hairnet or gloves when preparing his order and became "verbally upset." Jenkins and Simmons...
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Man Hides Syringes Where The Sun Doesn't Shine in "Florida: The Second Chance State" - Take 71

Pinellas County (part of the Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater FL. area) police recently arrested 40-year-old Wesley Scott on an outstanding warrant for drug possession and during a field search, Scott told officers he wasn't concealing any drugs or drug paraphernalia.
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Man Tries To Pay For McDonald's Order With Marijuana in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 70"

Twenty-three-year-old Matthew Gallagher recently visited a Port St. Lucie (near Tampa) McDonald's drive-thru at around 1:30 a.m., and seemingly forgot he'd need money to pay for his order.
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Woman Fires Off Flatulence and Pulls Knife in "Florida: The Second Chance State - Take 70"

According to The Smoking Gun , 37-year-old Shanetta Wilson was standing in a check-out line at a Dollar General Store in Dania Beach FL. (near Ft. Lauderdale), and suddenly smashed-the-breeze, ripped-one, or just plain... farted.... out LOUD! A man standing directly behind Wilson was so disgusted...
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